Boston Mayor Tom Meanino Says: No Garden Party Tonight

Boston Is Not Like Other Cities, Exhibit Umpteen (via NECN):

No Bruins viewing party at TD Garden

Fans will not be able to watch Game 7 of the Stanley Cup at the TD Garden. The Boston Bruins take on the Canucks in Vancouver Wednesday night.

Mayor Menino says the logistics just wouldn’t work.

The Canucks fans have watched their away games inside Rogers Arena, but Boston Mayor Tom Menino points out that those games are three hours earlier on the west coast.

Really? The time zone defense?

WCVB’s NewsCenter 5 at 11 also put the blame on Menino, but didn’t put the video online. The station did, however, helpfully post the City of Boston’s press release.

Buzzkill graf:

“This is an exciting time for hockey fans but we must remember to act responsibly and enjoy the experience in a positive manner.”

At the Boston Herald, meanwhile, Menino got a total pass.

You’ll have to blast your own fog horn when the B’s score and crank up your own noise meter with every dazzling Tim Thomas [stats] save tonight because the TD Garden has iced plans to televise the do-or-die showdown with the Canucks.

Police officials could not reach agreement with the Garden — which was going to sell $7 tickets to up to 15,000 fans — over limiting liquor sales, said Boston police spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll.

“It was timing conspiring against the magnitude of what this event is. With such a quick turnaround, logistics and coordination of everything related to security and safety, it was just the right decision not to move forward with it,” TD Garden President John Wentzell said of last-minute plans to host a giant viewing party forBruins [team stats] faithful.

It was timing conspiring against the magnitude of what this event is.

What the hell does that mean? And why the hell is the feisty local tabloid swallowing that eyewash?

As for the Boston Globe, at post time (2:30 AM) the not-so-feisty local broadsheet had yet to post Wednesday’s edition.

To summarize:

1) Vancouver shows away games on multiple outdoor screens.

2) Dallas screened Game 6 of the NBA Finals in American Airlines Arena.

3) In Paris, you can watch the French Open in the plaza of the Hôtel de Ville.

4) But in Boston, go puck yourself for the first Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 in the 87-year history of the franchise.

Tom Menino has turned Boston into the smallest town in America.

If he were a bigger man, he’d be ashamed of himself.

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WeinerWorld: New York Tabloids Edition (VI)

Actually, Tabloid Edition. Only one today, but it’s a doozie:

A bit of a, well, reach for that one, no? But that’s the Post for you.

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They Don’t Call Him King James For Nothing

Clearly, his unmanning in the NBA Finals didn’t imbue LeBron James with a sense of humility.

From the Boston Globe:

When asked if he was bothered that many people root against him because of the manner in which he signed with Miami, James said: “Absolutely not. Because at the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail, they got to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today, same personal problems that they had today. And I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and do the things that I want to do. They get a few days of being happy about the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they got to get back to the real world at some point.”

Right – back to their insignificant little lives, while LeBron James gets to wake up tomorrow being . . . LeBron James, who lives the way he wants to live and does the things he wants to do.

Except win the NBA Championship.

Campaign Outsider Survey:

Is there a more brain-dead athlete on God’s green earth than LeBron James?

Your nominations go here.

(Early entry: Scott Rabb’s LeBron James Is a Loser in Esquire.)

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The Challenge Bruin For Boston In Game 7

Everyone knows what it is: Can the Bruins turn Rogers Arena into TD Garden? At home the Bruins are tougher, quicker, and more disciplined (not so fast there, Patrice Bergeron!) than the Canucks.

But can they be that way in Vancouver?

Other questions:

• Coach Claude Julien had nice things to say about Brad Marchand in the post-game press conference. Will that be the case in the locker room? (Marchand’s tattooing of Daniel Sedin’s face at the end of Game 6 was, as the NBC commentators commented, largely ill-advised.)

• Yo, Patrice: Whaddup with the penalties? You got what – three? four? Did you have that many in the first five games combined?

• I kept waiting for someone on the NBC broadcast to ask this question: Should Cory Schneider start Game 7 for the Canucks? The hardworking staff says he’s earned it.

Anyway, see you Wednesday night for something that’s always special: Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.

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Dead Blogging The Tony Awards

Thanks to the Mavericks-Heat game (see here), the hardworking staff only caught the beginning and end of Sunday’s 65th Annual Tony Awards.

Which means we were lucky enough to see Neil Patrick Harris’s opening and closing numbers. (We missed the Hugh Jackman/Harris duet. But you don’t have to.)

We can’t find video of the fabulous opening number – “It’s Not Just For Gays Anymore” (transcript here)* – but we can point out that the first two awards went to Larry Kramer’s The Normal Heart.

Regardless, here’s the closing number, which features Harris – wait for it – rapping:

The New York Times helpfully provides a transcript.

Maybe next year Harris and Jackman could both host?

*UPDATE: You can see the opening number here, via Mediaite.

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Dirk: n. A dagger

That’s according to The American Heritage Dictionary. And that’s exactly what Dirk Nowitzki was – a dagger – in the NBA Finals.

You can debate all day long whether the Dallas Mavericks smoked the Miami Heat or the Heat self-immolated. But one thing that’s beyond debate: Dirk Nowitzki took this series by the fourth-quarter throat and never let it go.

From the New York Times:

With a brilliant shooting night from Jason Terry and a lethal final push from Dirk Nowitzki, the Mavericks claimed a 105-95 victory at American Airlines Arena on Sunday and clinched the N.B.A. title in six games.

This was supposed to be Miami’s moment, one that LeBron James forecast last July, when he joined the Heat and giddily predicted a string of titles. But the Mavericks were deeper and steadier, more ready for the opportunity.

“This feeling, to be on the best team of the world, is just undescribable,” Nowitzki said, a championship hat askew on his head, a soaked T-shirt on his chest and medical tape still wrapped around his torn left middle finger.

In his hands was the box score, which showed Nowitzki with 21 points and 11 rebounds on the biggest night of his 13-year career. He averaged 26 points and 9.7 rebounds in the series, led huge comebacks in Games 2 and 4, dominated fourth quarters and was rewarded as the most valuable player.

Beyond that, defunct ABC/ESPN commentator and new Golden State Warriors coach Mark Jackson declared that Nowitzki ranks among the Top 20 players in NBA history.

We’ll file that alongside Jackson’s prediction that the Warriors will make the playoffs next season.

But no doubt about it, Nowitzki submitted one for the ages in this NBA Finals.

NoBrain James, on the other hand, should be forced to watch fourth-quarter tapes for the entire off-season.

Serves him right.

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What The Hell Does THAT Mean? (Miami Heat Edition)

From a Sunday Boston Globe piece about Miami Heat players LeBron James and Dwayne Wade caught on video seeming to mock Dallas Maverick player Dirk Nowitzki:

Yet another day in the NBA Finals, and yet another explanation forLeBron James and his actions. This time, it was defending the video of him and teammate Dwyane Wade mock coughing to imitate Dallas’s Dirk Nowitzki, who played through Game 4 with a 101-degree fever.

James, for one, shouldn’t be mocking anyone given his Invisible Man act in the fourth quarters all series long. Regardless, here’s what they had to say in response to press inquiries about the video.

Wade:

“We never said Dirk’s name. I think he’s not the only one in the world who can get sick or have a cough. We just had fun with the cameras being right in our face about the blow-up of the incident, and it held to be true. You blew it up.’’

“And it held to be true”? Huh???

James:

“I’m not feeding into that,’’ said James. “If you guys want to feed into everything that not only myself or D-Wade or the Miami Heat do, I think that’s a non-issue.”

Double huh????

I know the objective of sportspeak is to provide as little actual content as possible, but this is operating on a whole different plane of reality.

Anyway, judge for yourself about the video:

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WeinerWorld: New York Tabloids Edition (V)

Slim pickin’s on Sunday in Gotham, but at least we get these two – one okay, the other much better:

 

 

The dirty laundry shot: Doesn’t get much better than that.

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Peggy Noodnik: Mitt Romney=Brian Williams

From Peggy Noonan’s latest Wall Street Journal column:

All candidates for president are network or local. Romney is a network anchorman—sleek, put together, the right hair, a look of dignity. He’s like Brian Williams. Some candidates are local anchormen—they’re working hard, they’re pros, but they lack the patina, the national sense. Reagan, Clinton, Obama—they were network. This has to do not only with persona, but with a perceived broadness of issues and competencies. It’s not decisive, and it can change—Harry Truman was local, and became network. But it probably helps Mr. Romney that he’s network.

And it probably helps Mr. Williams’s comedy career that Noonan made that comparison.

Everyone’s happy in NoodnikWorld.

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Campaign Outsider Book Review Review

Paul Collins’s new book, The Murder of the Century: The Gilded Age Crime That Scandalized a City and Sparked the Tabloid Wars, looks like a media-watcher’s dream.

From the Wall Street Journal review:

In “The Murder of the Century,” Paul Collins focuses our attention on a New York murder that created a sensation in the summer of 1897. One afternoon a group of boys playing by the East 11th Street Pier found a flashy red-and-gold parcel in the water. They excitedly unwrapped it, but instead of finding something to eat or sell, they discovered a man’s torso. The next day another part of the body was found in an isolated rural area of the Bronx, near 170th Street along the Harlem River.

The inept, corrupt Manhattan police of the time wanted to write the discovery off as a medical-student prank. But the newspapers had put themselves on the trail, in particular Joseph Pulitzer’s New York World and William Randolph Hearst’s New York Journal. Pulitzer, whose populist crusading had once put him in the vanguard of journalistic innovation, was fast being overtaken by the rich and rambunctious Hearst, their struggle propelling the era of yellow journalism ever faster toward sensationalism.

What follows is a classic newspaper war: Dueling big-money rewards “to any reader ‘who could deduce a solution'”; a facsimile of the oilcloth wrapping which represented the first time color had been used in a news story; and a “brilliant leap of intuition” by a New York World reporter that led to the identity of the victim.

WSJ review:

Indeed, neither the perpetrators nor the result are in doubt from the early pages of “The Murder of the Century.” It is therefore greatly to Mr. Collins’s credit that he keeps the narrative interesting, moving from investigation, to trial, to sentencing and after. The pace is admirable—he ensures that the reader is up to speed on details of current court procedure, or the politics of fin-de-siècle New York, yet he never becomes bogged down in unnecessary side-issues. His exploration of the newspaper world, at the very moment when tabloid values were being born, is revealing but also enormously entertaining.

Reviewer Judith Flanders does have some quibbles (“One wishes, therefore, that the writing itself rose above the pedestrian. The book too frequently reads as though Mr. Collins was writing hurriedly”).

Overall, though, sounds like a corker.

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