Let The Rick Perry-And-Thrust Begin! (Paul Krugman Edition)

When Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R-Pray with Me Now) jumped with both boots into the GOP presidential primary on Saturday, he made it clear that the centerpiece of his campaign would be his job-creation record.

Via CBS News:

Perry cited his ten-year record as governor as one basis for his campaign, saying that 40-percent of the nation’s new jobs since June 2009 have been created in Texas.

Not so fast there, boot-boy. Here’s New York Times columnist Paul Krugman:

What Texas shows is that a state offering cheap labor and, less important, weak regulation can attract jobs from other states. I believe that the appropriate response to this insight is “Well, duh.” The point is that arguing from this experience that depressing wages and dismantling regulation in America as a whole would create more jobs — which is, whatever Mr. Perry may say, what Perrynomics amounts to in practice — involves a fallacy of composition: every state can’t lure jobs away from every other state.

(Stats from Huffington Post here.)

This will be the ultimate he said-they said dustup throughout the primary season. Stay tuned to the hardworking staff’s Rick Perry-And-Thrust (pat. pending) updates for details.

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Bright Verizon

As the strike against Verizon by 45,000 unionized workers (6,000 of them in Massachusetts) enters its second week, the telecommunications company has entered the second phase of its public-image advertising campaign.

Verizon has been running full-page advertisements in the Boston Globe (and perhaps elsewhere) since the start of the strike. The first wave of ads featured what were represented as Verizon employees.

But as the two sides have grown testier, Verizon’s ad campaign has become more confrontational (see all ads here).

That’s also smart marketing: Why shouldn’t Verizon workers kick in just like the majority of Globe readers do?

Rebuttal, Communications Workers of America and International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers?

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Peggy Noodnik Writes Again (British Riots Edition)

Lede of the increasingly unmoored-from-reality Peggy Noonan’s latest Wall Street Journal column:

The riots in Britain left some Americans shaken. In the affluence of the past 40 years, and with the rise of the jumbo jet, we became a nation of travelers. We have been to England, visited a lot of those neighborhoods. They were peaceful; now they’re in flames.

Really, Peggy? You’ve spent a lot of time in Tottenham, Hackney, and Brixton? Your toff friends hang out in East London, do they?

Get serious.

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Let The $4 Billion Rumpus Begin! (Corporations Are People Edition)

The corporate humanization effort by Mitt Romney (R-Power to the Corporation!) just keeps drawing more heat.

Via Politico’s Playbook:

BREAKING: DNC buys an ad featuring Mitt Romney’s “Corporations are people,” airing this morning and into next week, on broadcast and cable in Des Moines.

The ad:

Final frame:

Walked right into that one, didn’t he?

Moral of the story: Keep Mitt off the stump.

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Legally, Corporations ARE People

Mitt Romney (R-People Person) has been mocked (by Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert) and sort of defended (by Media Nation’s Dan Kennedy) for telling a heckler in Iowa that “Corporations are people, my friend.”

As Mr. Media Nation wrote:

Romney was making a fundamental, noncontroversial point: corporations are groups of people, and if you raise taxes on them, they’re going to pass those costs on to the public. Or should I say he was trying to make that point — he said, “You can raise taxes,” then got pulled in another direction.

But, really, this isn’t hard.

It also isn’t one-dimensional.

Consider the issue of “corporate personhood,” which Ralph Nader railed against in the 2008 presidential election:

In 1886 the Supreme Court, in the case of Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad, was interpreted to have ruled that corporations were “persons”—before women were considered persons under the 19th amendment to have the right to vote.

Ever since, corporations have enjoyed most of the same constitutional rights granted to real people.

But corporations are not humans. They don’t vote. They don’t have children. They don’t die in Iraq.

The people who work for the corporations are of course real people, but the corporate “entity” should never be given equal constitutional rights to real human beings.

Nader, as usual, did not prevail, so corporations have retained their personhood.

To summarize:

Corporations are people, my friends.

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“Is Rick Perry Gay?”

Plug “is rick perry” into the Googletron, techPresident says, and “is rick perry gay” is the top search phrase in Google Select:

Fun!

But true?

The hardworking staff tried it ourselves and came up with the same result.

TechPresident even provides a helpful compare-and-contrast with “how that question matches up against queries about Mitt Romney, courtesy of Web Seer”:

Not sure it means anything, but . . .

Fun!

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Dead Blogging The GOP Iowa Debate

Well that was fun, although the hardworking staff firmly believes Lewis Carroll – no relation – would’ve been a better moderator than Fox Newshound Bret Baier (Cheshire Cat smile notwithstanding).

Fox News summary and video clips here.

Random notes:

• Everyone expected the news media would tier the field after the debate, but the first hour was pre-tiered for your convenience:

Nearly an hour into the debate [former Pennsylvania senator Rick] Santorum raised his hand and said: “I haven’t gotten to say a lot.”

He said that like it was a bad thing.

• Michele Bachmann (R-Let Me Say Again . . . ) was extremely impressive. It’s not easy submitting an entirely content-free two-hour debate performance. Oh, wait – she did say she could turn the U.S. economy around in three months. That’s not contentless – it’s moronic.

• Mitt Romney (R-Be Honest: Doesn’t My Hair Look Better Than Last Time Around?) emerged pretty much unscathed, although he’s still the Stepford Husband.

• Tim Pawlenty (R-Can You Here Me Now?) did himself some good in the debate.

• Newt Gingrich (R-Gotcha, Chris) would probably beat Fox Newshound Chris Wallace in an Iowa bakeoff (or, more relevantly, fry-off).

• Jon Huntsman, we don’t care that we hardly knew thee.

• Bachmann: Be submissive to your husband means respect him. Huh?

• Ron Paul (R-Am I the Gold Standard Yet?) says marriage should be between a single man and a single woman. Tough luck, divorcées.

• Rick Santorum (R-Not From This Planet) says abortion should be denied to women who’ve been raped because abortion’s a trauma that victimizes them again. Wait – making a woman give birth to a rapist’s child isn’t a trauma? Seriously?

• Bachmann says we gave Barack Obama “a blank check for 2.4 trillion dollars.” Not to get technical about it, but a blank check is, well, blank.

• Bachmann says Standard & Poor’s downgrade means we cannot pay our debt. Not to get technical about it, but that’s just wrong.

• Most surreal moment of a surreal debate: Split screen showing Santorum on both sides.

Dodgson! thou should’st be living at this hour: The GOP hath need of thee.

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Scary Photo o’ the Week

So far, anyway.

From today’s Los Angeles Times:

Texas Gov. Rick Perry attempts to quiet the crowd after his introduction by Reverend C. L. Jackson during “The Response” at Reliant Stadium in Houston on Aug. 6. (Richard Carson, Reuters

Yikes.

Your punchline goes here.

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Rick Perry And Trust

As Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R-Secede or Lead!) prepares to formalize his peekaboo participation in the GOP presidential primary, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow has produced a jaw-dropping profile of Perry’s preacher pals who endorsed his Prayer-apalooza last weekend.

(Perry at his National Prayer Rally:)

Maddow’s deconstruction of Perry’s links to the New Apostolic Reformation movement is both thorough and thoroughly frightening. She credits the Texas Observer’s current Rick Perry’s Army of God feature for many of the particulars.

Read it and creep.

(Oddly, the Texas Observer site won’t load right now – the hardclicking staff has tried over a dozen times. Divine intervention?)

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News Corp(se) Goes From Hacking To Hooking

Say no more.

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