Baked goods and EBT cards make a tasty topic for the Boston Herald. See IGTLTDT for details.
Baked goods and EBT cards make a tasty topic for the Boston Herald. See IGTLTDT for details.
Forget GOP vice presidential hopeful Paul Ryan (R-Cheesehead) as Budget Victim. New York magazine’s The Cut (via The Missus) has tagged him as Fashion Victim:
Everyone Agrees: Paul Ryan’s Style Is Awkward
Now that Americans have had a couple days to mull over Paul Ryan and the novelty of his pomaded widow’s peak (oh, and hey, P90X sales are up!), the reviews of his wardrobe choices are in, and they’re not good. Long story short, his clothes are too big, and he should get a good tailor so the world can ogle his abs more freely (and stop likening his suit to a garbage bag, as Esquire‘s Kurt Soller did). While clueless dressing might be an “everyman” move, let’s be honest: No one wants to see a perfectly attractive guy wearing awkward dad pants while he talks about budgets on TV. (On a positive note, everyone shares this opinion. Unity!) We have rounded up the most damning — i.e., entertaining — descriptions of his wardrobe, below. [Update: The Cut’s Kat Stoeffel defends Paul Ryan’s Wisconsin shoes.]
This campaign is not just getting ugly. It’s getting unstylish too.
In the wake of CNN anchor Anderson Cooper’s admirable exposé of the disgraceful Disabled Veterans National Foundation fundraising scam, it was nice to see this piece in Thursday’s Wall Street Journal about Project Healing Waters, a nonprofit organization “dedicated to the physical and emotional rehabilitation of disabled active military service personnel and veterans through fly fishing and fly tying education and outings.”
Reeling and Healing
The stretch of Spruce Creek that runs about 20 miles south of State College, Pa., is often called the “River of Presidents.” Dwight Eisenhower fished here; Jimmy Carter still does. So do many CEOs and ballplayers who can afford the five-figure initiation fees and four-figure annual dues at some of the exclusive fly-fishing clubs.
But for a few days earlier this month, Spruce Creek became the “River of Heroes.” That’s when Homewaters, one of those private clubs, hosted Project Healing Waters, a unique program that brings disabled vets to some of the most magnificent fly-fishing spots in the country.
Healing Waters is the brainchild of Ed Nicholson, who spent 30 years in the Navy as a Surface Warfare Officer before working a decade more as a defense contractor. In 2005, at the height of the carnage in Iraq, he was at Walter Reed and saw the soldiers and sailors hobbling around on crutches and struggling through rehab, and thought, “I should take a couple of these guys fishing with me.”
And so he did. “Seven years later,” the Journal reports, “Healing Waters is a 501(c)3 nonprofit that has 130 branches nationwide.”
For the definitive portrait of Healing Waters, though, you need to check out the 2011 cover story in The Weekly Standard by Matt Labash, one of the best magazine writers of our generation, as the hardworking staff has noted on numerous occasions.
Semper Fly
With wounded warriors in quiet waters
Nearly every fly fisherman I know is a celebrator of the absurd. You have to be to spend years of your life standing in cold water, flogging it endlessly with a plastic stick, hoping to outsmart a fish with a chickpea-sized brain by duping it with feather and fur. If you’re successful and conscientious, you will punch a hole through its mouth with sharp steel, play it to hand, admire its beauty or power, then gently return it to the water to swim away freely, as if this senseless blood pageant had never occurred. It’s a pastime that rewards those who don’t examine it too closely.
When people ask for justification of such folly, I usually skip the purple stuff about communing with nature, or the genetic imperative to scratch the predatory itch, or the satisfaction that comes from holding a wild creature in a world that tames just about everything. Like most fellow zealots, I’m not interested in justification. I just need to fish. And as I’ve written before, if you spend enough time on the water, you will meet all kinds of fishermen who are dropouts and ne’er-do-wells, men bent on cheating time and ducking out of the world. But you will meet very few hopeless fishermen. For fishing forces optimism even into the soul-sick and the beaten. As the Scottish novelist John Buchan said, “The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.”
And so last month, I came here to meet an outfit of hope merchants, led by a retired Marine colonel, Eric Hastings, cofounder and head of Warriors and Quiet Waters. Since 2007, Hastings and his merry band of 276 guides, drivers, cooks, board members, and volunteers—nobody is paid, including him—carry out a mission that is simply stated: “to employ the therapeutic and rehabilitative qualities of fly fishing for trout on Montana’s rivers and streams to help heal traumatically wounded U.S. servicemen and women.” Hastings elaborates: “I know what it’s like to be in combat, and I also know that semper fi—always faithful—is more than just a slick motto. You can’t just walk off into the sunset. This is an honor contract between Americans and the people who were sent to war in their name. It’s about serving your fellow warriors.”
What follows is a remarkable narrative of fishing for redemption. Every American should read it.
The Globe/Herald division of labor: One has facts, the other has opinions. See IGTLTDT for details. (Special Ring Lardner bonus included!)
Wondering how BostonGlobe.com is doing on the revenue-generating front?
Here’s a hint from the Globe’s piece (subscription required, of course) about outgoing BBC chief Mark Thompson becoming chief executive of the New York Times Co.
Paid subscribers to the Globe’s e-reader and replica editions and BostonGlobe.com were up about 28 percent, to 23,000 subscribers [in the 2012 second quarter].
At $3.50 per week for a Globe digital subscription, that adds up to $4,186,000.
The Times and International Herald Tribune, the Globe reports, saw their number of paid digital subscribers rise 12 percent to 509,000 at the end of the second quarter from 454,000 in March.
The hardcalculating staff admits that’s comparing Apples to PCs. But, really, $4.2 million is walking-around money, not a solution to the Globe’s financial problems.
At least not yet.
The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which routinely serves up more red meat than an Iowa slaughterhouse, featured this in Wednesday’s edition:
The Bedwetter Caucus
That didn’t take long. Much as we predicted last week, the Republican Party’s Bedwetter Caucus has emerged on schedule to explain why Mitt Romney can’t possibly win the election with Paul Ryan on the ticket.
“GOP pros fret over Paul Ryan,” reported Politico, the website with perfect Beltway pitch, on Tuesday: “In more than three dozen interviews with Republican strategists and campaign operatives—old hands and rising next-generation conservatives alike—the most common reactions to Ryan ranged from gnawing apprehension to hair-on-fire anger that Romney has practically ceded the election.”
Mr. Romney’s catastrophic blunder, it seems, is that he chose a running mate who does more than talk about reforming government. He’s really tried to do it, and this is simply not done in Presidential politics.
Ouch.
It’s trouble in paradise when the WSJ editors say to the right wing:
Pee you.
From Buzzfeed:
Elizabeth Warren Runs As The Left’s Answer To Paul Ryan
Geez, she looks like she’s being sworn in for anger management classes.
Really, guys – you had no other photos?
There are two very different narrative forming around Sunday night’s triple murder on Harlem Street in Dorchester. Details at IGTLTDT.
Embattled Massachusetts Rep. John Tierney (D-Eight-to-Five He Loses) is in the crosshairs of the YG Network, a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization affiliated with the self-styled Young Guns – House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA), Majority Whip Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Budget Chairman Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), who also happens to be the presumptive GOP vice presidential candidate.
From Buzzfeed:
Conservatives Tuesday announced a new ad campaign using a Senate Democratic tax plan with virtually no chance of passage to slam Democrats while giving Republicans support for opposing the bill.
Run by former aides to Majority Leader Eric Cantor, YG Network’s $250,000 ad buy will use two separate ads – one targeting Democrats and urging them to oppose the bill and a second, aimed at Republicans praising their opposition.
Among the targeted Democrats – Massachusetts 6th District congressman John Tierney:
As if Tierney didn’t have enough headaches already.
From Helen Gurley Brown’s front-page obit in Tuesday’s New York Times:
Helen Gurley Brown, Who Gave ‘Single Girl’ a Life in Full, Dies at 90
Helen Gurley Brown, who as the author of “Sex and the Single Girl” shocked early-1960s America with the news that unmarried women not only had sex but thoroughly enjoyed it — and who as the editor of Cosmopolitan magazine spent the next three decades telling those women precisely how to enjoy it even more — died on Monday in Manhattan. She was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger.
Though parts of her were considerably younger – how thoroughly enjoyable is that?