That’s Just So Mean! (“Ecce Homo” Fresco Edition)

From our The Road to Hellish Art Is Paved with Good Intentions desk

The Germans have a term – schlimmbesserung – which means “to make worse by supposedly improving.”

Exhibit Umpteen, via yesterday’s New York Times:

Despite Good Intentions, A Fresco in Spain Is Ruined

MADRID — A case of suspected vandalism in a church in a northeastern village in Spain has turned out to be probably the worst art restoration project of all time.

An elderly woman stepped forward this week to claim responsibility for disfiguring a century-old “ecce homo” fresco of Jesus crowned with thorns, in Santuario de la Misericordia, a Roman Catholic church in Borja, near the city of Zaragoza.

Ecce homo, or behold the man, refers to an artistic motif that depicts Jesus, usually bound and with a crown of thorns, right before his crucifixion.

The woman, Cecilia Giménez, who is in her 80s, said on Spanish national television that she had tried to restore the fresco, which she called her favorite local representation of Jesus, because she was upset that parts of it had flaked off due to moisture on the church’s walls.

The before-and-after-and-after images:

Can we all agree that #2 was preferable to #3?

Thank you very much.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Rakin’ Akin Edition)

More delusions of grandeur from Scott Brown. Details at IGTLTDT.

 

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Let The Whatever-Billion-Dollar Rumpus Begin! (Bubba O’riley Edition)

(With apologies to The Who)

So the Obama campaign has let the Big Dog out.

 

The transcript:

President Bill Clinton:
“This election to me is about which candidate is more likely to return us to full employment.”

“This is a clear choice. The Republican plan is to cut more taxes on upper income people and go back to deregulation. That’s what got us in trouble in the first place.”

“President Obama has a plan to rebuild America from the ground up, investing in innovation, education, and job training. It only works if there is a strong middle class.”

“That’s what happened when I was President. We need to keep going with his plan.”

Wait a second. The GOP will go back to deregulation? Isn’t this the same Bill Clinton who signed into law the Glass-Steagell Act repeal, which many (although not all) blamed for the 2007 subprime meltdown?

Yeah, him.

Then again, don’t forget Bubba O’riley’s anthem:

Out here in the fields

I farm for my meals

I get my back into my living.

I don’t need to fight

To prove I’m right

I don’t need to be forgiven.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Make that, still don’t need to be forgiven.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

P.S. Gotta do this:

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Pesky Funeral Edition)

The Boston Herald is on the Red Sox like John Lackey on chicken for the pathetic turnout by current players at Johnny Pesky’s funeral. Details at IGTLTDT.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Taylor Swift Cape House Final Edition)

The hardreading staff thinks it’s finally settled whether Taylor Swift bought a house in Hyannisport. Thinks. See details at IGTLTDT.

 

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New York Times (Hearts) Scott Brown, Buzzfeed (Hearts) Elizabeth Warren

The Massachusetts Senate race is front-and-center among the political chin-strokerati.

New York Times Scott Brown mash note:

Hailed as a Republican hero in 2010 when he snared the Senate seat held for decades by Edward M. Kennedy, Mr. Brown has been shucking his party label ever since. He spent more than $1 million last week — an astonishing amount in the summer doldrums — to air a series of elegiac commercials in which Democrats praise him as an independent.

Elegiac? Really? The harddefining staff has elegiac as, “Of, relating to, or involving elegy or mourning or expressing sorrow for that which is irrevocably past.” (American Heritage Dictionary, Third Edition.)

Not a good adjective for Brown’s future.

Regardless, the Times piece is positive overall, with this observation as a bonus:

The [Paul] Ryan [vice-presidential] selection has underscored a big difference in how the Brown and Warren campaigns are approaching the election: Mr. Brown’s is local while Ms. Warren’s is national, to his apparent irritation. “I know that Professor Warren would love to run against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, but unfortunately she’s running against me,” Mr. Brown said Wednesday as reporters continued to pepper him with questions about the Republican ticket.

Meanwhile, Buzzfeed planted a big wet kiss on Elizabeth Warren in this piece.

Beyond extolling Warren’s “nerdy charm” and “quirky appeal,” the Buzzfeed post included this observation

[S]pending time on the trail with Warren last week showed there’s a wrinkle in the narrative that she’s cold and unapproachable. And voters BuzzFeed spoke with seemed remarkably attached to Warren not just for her ideas, but for her “compassion” and “warmth.”

Clearly, this race is not just warming but heating up.

 

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Why The New York Times Is A Great Newspaper (Roster Of The Dead Edition)

Yesterday’s New York Times featured four full pages of American military Afghan war casualties under the headline, The Roster of the Dead:

Since the beginning of the war in Afghanistan on Oct.7, 2011, more than 2000 American service members have been killed. On this and the following pages are the names, hometowns and photographs of the second thousand of these soldiers.

The pages:

And that’s how a great newspaper does it, people.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Taylor Swift Wedding Crasher Edition)

Talyor Swift is becoming unwelcome all over town. Details at IGTLTDT.

 

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NYT’s C.J. Chivers (Rhymes With Shivers) Captures Syrian Armed Rebels

Yesterday’s New York Times featured a Page One piece that further cements the status of C.J. Chivers in the God-Damned Infantry Hall of Fame alongside Ernie Pyle and Bill Mauldin.

Life With Syria’s Rebels in a Cold and Cunning War

TAL RIFAAT, Syria — Abdul Hakim Yasin, the commander of a Syrian antigovernment fighting group, lurched his pickup truck to a stop inside the captured residential compound he uses as his guerrilla base.

His fighters had been waiting for orders for a predawn attack on an army checkpoint at the entrance to Aleppo, Syria’s largest city. The men had been issued ammunition and had said their prayers. Their truck bomb was almost prepared.

Now the commander had a surprise. Minutes earlier, his father, who had been arrested by the army at the same checkpoint in July, had called to say his jailers had released him. He needed a ride out of Aleppo, fast.

“God is great!” the men shouted. They climbed onto trucks, loaded weapons and accelerated away, barreling through darkness on nearly deserted roads toward a city under siege, to reclaim one of their own.

Nut graf:

During five days last week, Mr. Yasin and his group, the Lions of Tawhid, allowed two journalists from The New York Times to live and travel beside them as they fought their part in the war to unseat President Bashar al-Assad . . .

While broad extrapolations are difficult to glean from one fighting group in a complex society, the activities and personal stories of these men, a mix of civilians who took up arms and dozens of army defectors who joined them, offers a fine-grained look of the uprising, and the momentum and guerrilla energy it has attained.

From there Chivers provides a fine-grained – and fine, in a Hemingwayesque sense – encyclopedic narrative of the uprising against Assad, fueled by ordinary Syrians driven to extraordinary measures.

Climactic conclusion of one battle in Aleppo:

Mr. Yasin woke before sunset. He was not fasting during Ramadan, so he ate quickly and left for a meeting with other commanders. He returned by darkness with orders and organized his fighters into teams. His fighters in turn distributed ammunition and formed a convoy that soon snaked through Aleppo, toward a city block ablaze.

There, they said, another rebel unit had ambushed a government convoy, disabling vehicles and trapping many soldiers. Mr. Yasin’s fighters were to relieve the other rebels and cut off one possible avenue of the soldiers’ escape.

As they approached, gunfire ripped by. The convoy turned into an industrial compound, and the fighters hopped off the trucks, parking them against the warehouses, and fanned out.

Mr. Yasin watched, silhouetted by the orange blaze. His enemies, trapped nearby, lobbed mortar rounds at the compound. Each exploded with crunching blasts. He did not flinch.

Read the rest yourselves. Seriously.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Herald Snubs Globe’s RadioBDC Edition)

Boston Herald columnist Jed Gottlieb laments death of WFNX, fails to mention its afterlife. See IGTLTDT for details.

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