(Alex) Beam Up The Mormons!

For all of you wondering where Boston Globe columnist Alex Beam has been for lo these many months, the answer came at the end of his Wednesday op-ed:

Globe columnist Alex Beam is writing a book about Joseph Smith.

A-hah! What came before the end:

A big win for the Mormon church

Nov. 6, 2012, the day that Latter-day Saint Mitt Romney claimed 58 million votes in the presidential election, may qualify as the most important day — ever — in Mormon history. What had long been America’s most reviled, and openly rebellious, religious minority had become certifiably mainstream.

Coincidentally, a BuzzFeed piece by McKay Coppins appeared on the same day, and said essentially the same thing:

This was how much of the political class was treating Romney’s religion at the start of 2012: too awkward to discuss in an open forum, yet too tantalizing to ignore altogether. Questions permeated hushed conversations and private e-mail chains: Does Romney really believe he will get his own planet when he dies? Does he baptize dead Jews in his temples?

And as one prominent journalist at Newsweek quietly asked a colleague in the run-up to the Republican primaries, “Would he actually wear that Mormon underwear in the White House?”

If Mitt Romney has one lasting political legacy, I think it will be that next time a Mormon runs for president, that question likely won’t be asked.

What follows is an intriguing account of the pas de deux between Romney and his religion in his two presidential runs, and the pas de deux between Romney’s campaign and Coppins, who is himself a Mormon.

Well worth the read.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Herald’s Breaking News: Herald Breaking News)

Walt (“I celebrate myself, and sing myself”) Whitman would love the Boston Herald today.

The feisty local tabloid  devotes Page One to . . . itself!

Via the Newseum’s Today’s Front Pages:

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Upper Crustfallen Edition)

Full disclosure: The hardlunching staff has boycotted the Upper Crust pizza chain ever since the Boston Globe revealed its sleazy labor tactics in a series of reports last year.

So it was with mixed emotions (good for the exploited workers/bad for the exploited workers) that we read this Globe report yesterday:

Ailing Upper Crust closes most restaurants

About 140 employees lose their jobs; company seeks cash infusion

Upper Crust has abruptly closed most of its restaurants, let go about 140 employees, and will shut down permanently unless the gourmet pizza chain gets a cash infusion in the next few days, according to a trustee overseeing the Boston-based company. . . .

 

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There’ll Always Be A Brookline (Styrofoam Ban Edition)

With apologies (but no trademark infringement) to The New Yorker

As of next December, the hardcaffeinating staff will be buying its coffee elsewhere from the People’s Republic of Brookline.

Wednesday’s Boston Globe:

Styrofoam ban approved in Brookline

Vote boots Styrofoam

BROOKLINE — A special Town Meeting voted Tuesday night to ban the use of Styrofoam in the town for takeout food containers and beverages.

By a vote of 169-to-27, the Town Meeting elected to prohibit the use of disposable polystyrene, also known by its trademarked name Styrofoam, for food and beverages packaged in food service establishments in Brookline.

As a result, Dunkin’ Donuts and other restaurants that serve hot coffee in plastic foam cups will have to use an alternative cup in town, beginning in December 2013. “It seems to me that the environmental effects are reason enough to ban this stuff,” said Nancy Heller, the Town Meeting member who proposed the ban.

The hardworking staff has no kids so, to be honest, we don’t care as much as Brookline goo-goos might about the environmental effects of styrofoam. Add to that, the Dunkin’ Donuts medium coffee cup stands as one of the design triumphs of our era.

Conclusion: We think the annoying effects of this vote are reason enough to ban Nancy Heller.

No offense.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Herald: Baron Jumps Sinking Ship?)

Today’s Boston Globe has the front-page story on the exodus of editor Marty Baron.

11-year Globe editor Martin Baron to depart

Will take reins at Washington Post

Martin Baron , the editor of The Boston Globe who led the news organization as it won six Pulitzer Prizes over the past decade, will become executive editor of The Washington Post in January, both papers said Tuesday.

The Globe will launch a search to fill Baron’s job, said publisher Christopher M. Mayer. While citing the talent within the newsroom, he said he would also consider outside candidates. Mayer said his aim is to fill the position as quickly as possible.

“We’re looking for the right person at the right time to really carry on the quality journalism that’s the embodiment of everything we are doing today,” Mayer said in an interview.

In his valediction to the Globe newsroom, Baron asserted that his departure has nothing to do with the fiscal fitness of the paper . . .

 

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It’s Good To LIve In A Two-Times Co. Town (College Live/Deadstock Edition)

Looks like the New York Times is rippin’ off its kissin’ cousin, the Boston Globe.

Or maybe it’s the other way around.

Monday’s Globe piece about Green Mountain College being oxymarooned:

Lou the ox is quietly euthanized at Vt. college

Injured animal put down, buried in early morning; second ox’s fate undertermined

The veterinarian came before dawn, and Lou the ox was quietly euthanized.

The decision by the small liberal arts college in Vermont in early October to slaughter its beloved pair of oxen and serve their meat in the campus dining hall had sparked worldwide outrage . . .

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (John Kerryoke’s Musical Chairs)

It’s Post time at the local dailies in the race to cover the Obama administration’s national security team fire drill.

Both papers pick up a Washington Post story this morning. The Globe’s version, predictably, is lengthier . . .

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Boston Globe Remembers Legendary Herald Reporter Joe Heaney)

The Boston Globe, which the hardreading staff has noted for its record of slowbituaries, checks in early with this obit (boink! sorry, paywall) of Boston Herald reporter Joe Heaney:

Joe Heaney, 82; longtime Boston Herald reporter

During his career as a reporter for the Boston Herald and other newspapers, Joe Heaney wrote about the Vietnam War, the troubles in Ireland, political scandals, and organized crime in Boston. But some nights, he drove through the city with Raymond L. Flynn, looking for homeless people who needed a lift to the Pine Street Inn shelter . . .

 

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A Jason Gay Ol’ Time (The Great Laker Freakout Edition)

The Wall Street Journal’s redoubtable Jason Gay submitted this column in Monday’s edition of the paper:

The Great Laker Freakout

Who’s ready to give a big whoop about the discombobulated Los Angeles Lakers? Not me! It’s November, buster. Waaaay too early for a basketball psychodrama. The NBA doesn’t really become the NBA until spring, when the daffodils bloom, birds return from their Arizona timeshares and Hollywood begins releasing really bad 3-D movies about supernatural cats that talk to dogs and play classical piano.

But here we are, trapped in another Lakers group therapy meeting. On Friday, Los Angeles fired its coach, Mike Brown, after only five games. This was like firing water for not turning itself into Chardonnay. The Lakers have a revamped roster, a new offense and a starting point guard on the bench with a small fracture in his leg. Los Angeles did begin 1-4, but a basketball regular season is a six-month, 82-game slog. Patience would have been advisable, even admirable. Patience didn’t happen.

Everyone, including Gay, expected Phil Jackson would happen. Gay notes that the Lakers revolve around Kobe Bryant, now “an old 34, having joined the NBA straight out of the fifth grade.”

Which leads us, naturally, to Phil Jackson, the Lakers’s In-Case-of-Emergency-Break-Glass legend. Jackson was courtside for every one of Bryant’s and [Michael] Jordan’s rings, and last was seen coaching when the Lakers were cheap-shotting their way out of the 2011 playoffs versus Dallas. That was sad, like watching Obi-Wan Kenobi selling used lightsabers on QVC. Bryant, who played through injury that season, said the other day of that embarrassment: “He’s too great of a coach to go out that way.”

Gay clearly thought Jackson would get a third act with the Lakers (“At this point, Jackson could demand that ‘Hannah and Her Sisters’ be re-imagined as an Oliver Stone musical, and Los Angeles would greenlight the check. This narrative has already been written. The Lakers sound All In for Zen.”)

But . . . surprise! The Lakers hired Mike D’Antoni, who has coached the Phoenix Suns and New York Knicks to exactly zero championships.

Gay’s follow-up moonwalk:

D’Antoni’s L.A. installation is (sort of) a surprise. Many people went to bed Sunday assuming the Lakers were closing in on hiring Phil Jackson to coach the team for a third time. The franchise reportedly wanted it; Jackson was said to want it; the return of the Zen Master had the blessing of the Lakers’ best player, Kobe Bryant, who won all of his five rings with Jackson on the bench.

Phil made sense. Phil had to happen. Then Phil didn’t happen. At the moment there’s confusion—did Jackson overreach with demands? Were the Lakers unconvinced that Jackson’s fabled “triangle offense” was the answer for this revamped roster, which includes center Dwight Howard? For a day or three, the story in Los Angeles won’t be that D’Antoni got the job. It will be that Jackson did not.

The hardworking staff just cancelled it tickets to Oliver Stone’s Hannah and Her Sisters: The Musical.

What a shame.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Remembering Legendary Herald Reporter Joe Heaney)

Sunday’s Boston Herald featured a fond farewell to former reporter Joe Heaney, described by a co-worker as “just a wonderful man with a big, kind heart and witticisms to the end of time.”

His time ended, Heaney received a two-gun salute, first in a Herald Staff obituary . . .

 

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