Second in what we expect will be an endless series
In his three-day-old journey to become the junior – at 70! – senator from Utah, Mitt Romney (R-Wherever) has already solidified his bid to represent the merchandising wing of the Republican Party.
Once again we ask: Isn’t this a bit lowbrow, Mitt?
Surely you can afford to take the high road – especially since you’d be the second politician in U.S. history to serve as the governor of one state and the senator from another.
Then again, given the current political climate, bring on the travel mugs (and remember good old Seamus).