DONALD TRUMP (at a rally in Anytown, USA): Believe me, we’re going to build a beautiful Republican Party after this election – and , believe me, the Democrats will pay for it – and it will be a tremendous new party of Lincoln.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (walking on stage out of the shadows): Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether –
DT: Disloyal [Republicans] are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win – I will teach them!
AL: There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law.
DT: Our very weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty.
AL: The proportions of this rebellion were not for a long time understood. I saw that it involved the greatest difficulties, and would call forth all the powers of the whole country.
DT: Crooked Hillary Clinton likes to talk about the things she will do but she has been there for 30 years – why didn’t she do them?
AL: Our government rests in public opinion. Whoever can change public opinion, can change the government . . .
DT: I hope people are looking at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton as exposed by WikiLeaks. She is unfit to run.
AL: In times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity.
DT: The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my support during his primary (I gave, he won), then dropped me over locker room remarks!
AL: I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an assertion without knowing whether it is true or false, is guilty of falsehood; and the accidental truth of the assertion, does not justify or excuse him.
DT: The phony story in the failing @nytimes is a TOTAL FABRICATION. Written by same people as last discredited story on women. WATCH!
AL: Thoughtful men must feel that the fate of civilization upon this continent is involved in the issue of [this] contest.
DT: Why didn’t the writer of the twelve year old article in People Magazine mention the “incident” in her story. Because it did not happen!
AL: At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher.
DT: DON’T LET HER FOOL US AGAIN.
AL: With malice toward none; with charity for all –
DT: It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.
(Abraham Lincoln quotes via Abraham Lincoln Online. Donald Trump quotes – except first – via Twitter.)
Originally published at tovima.gr (Athens, Greece).
It’s time to change our government.
Throw the bums out, and don’t let any new bums in.
We, The People, have had enough of this nonsense.
You tell ’em, Mudge.