Actually, it was neither.

Yesterday I noted that a silver SUV had been hooked up and hauled away from the parking lot next door in a midnight tow truck trawl.

I subsequently quizzed two older gents in said parking lot about the SUV snatch and they told me that a towing service comes by every night to make sure all the vehicles in the lot have a proper parking sticker.

So there’s that.

In my defense, I’m a nightly habitué of the back porch and I’ve never seen a tow truck come around before (including last night) in the two months I’ve lived here.

So there’s that.

Regardless, the interloper got towed away and it SUVs him right.

As for the rest, never mind.