The Boston Globe reported on Friday, “Restoration Hardware, tweaked and slightly humbled, is planning to finally open its new home furnishings gallery in Boston Saturday.”

As the hardworking staff previously noted, the new Restoration Hardware hosted the Worst. Party. Ever. last month to celebrate, as it turned out, its non-opening.

But that’s history now. Time for the two-page spread in Sunday’s New York Times:

Now all that’s left is a double-truck in the Boston dailies.

We should live so long.