From the Romney campaign:
Enter today for your chance to…
From the Obama campaign:
Friend — I’m so jealous of you that I can barely write the rest of this email.
Imagine shooting hoops with Carmelo Anthony, Patrick Ewing, Sheryl Swoopes, Kyrie Irving, and Alonzo Mourning. Oh, and President Obama and Michael Jordan will be there, too.
Now stop dreaming and make it happen. You and a guest of your choice could join President Obama and some of the greatest basketball stars for a special night at the Obama Classic.
Pitch in $3 or whatever you can, and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to win.
Hit the court with Patrick Ewing and Melo? Trade stories with the President? This is the kind of stuff your kids will tell their kids, and no one will believe it until you show them a photo.
Don’t worry if suiting up with hoops stars isn’t your thing.
I know you’ve got a kid or a friend who would love nothing more than to play with their heroes while you cheer them on from a courtside seat.
If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to chip in and support the President, it’s time to get off the bench.
Rob Portman and Tim Pawlenty vs. Patrick Ewing and Carmelo Anthony?
You tell us.
Campaign Outsider 
You can also spend the $3 at Dunkin Donuts or Chik-Fil-A and actually get something for your money.
Yeah – diabetes.
If you eat at either of the two eighty-five times a day, you can get cancer just like those lab rats.
Yeah, and you’re not likely to run into Rob Portman there.