Utterly failed former GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum (R-Empty Sweater Vest) has been trying to get back into the political conversation with statements like this (via ABC’s The Note):

OBAMA SOUNDS LIKE A ‘TWO-BIT DICTATOR.’ Santorum railed against Obama’s use of executive power: “Going out and saying, ‘I’m gonna change the law on welfare. I’m gonna change the work requirement.’ … probably the single greatest accomplishment social-welfare-wise of the last 20 years, and President Obama gets up and says, ‘Nope, I’m gonna change the law by speaking.’ This sounds like a two-bit dictator, not a president of the United States. … [Romney] also has to talk about this imperial presidency. My grandfather left El Duce in Italy, who could get up and change the law by giving a speech … He is abusing power like I’ve never seen a president do.”

WATCH: http://yhoo.it/Ny6WxJ

So does this make Santorum El Douche? Just wondering.