. . . and you still get a picture of this:
Game 5 of the ALDS Tigers-Yankees tilt was by far the worst for a Made Yankee Fan in Boston:
Bases loaded, one out in the Yankees 4th – zero runs.
Bases loaded, one out in the Yankees 7th – one run (thanks to a two-out walk).
Bottom of the 8th, Derek Jeter – who has taken called strikes all through the series to let Brett Gardner steal second – inexplicably does not when Gardner has second totally stolen, flying out to end the inning.
Bottom of the 9th, Alex Rodriguez predictably strikes out to end the Yankees’ season.
The very definition of Gone Fishin’.