Not to look a gift host in the mouth – WordPress is, after all, a swell free blogging platform with very helpful tech support – but really, enough with the patronizing messages every time the hardworking staff files a new post.
Representative samples:
This is your umpteenth post. Rock!
This is your umpteenth post. Tight!
This is your umpteenth post. Hip!
This is your umpteenth post. Super!
This is your umpteenth post. Dandy!
No, not dandy. Please – just tell us the post has been published, the way you used to, okay?
UPDATE: This is your 1,323rd post. Amazing!
No, not amazing. Just blogging as usual.
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Too bad you don’t post more. As you go along, it gets more cynical…
“This is your 15,367th post. Don’t you have better things to do?”
Hey! I’m posting as fast as I can.
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