By popular demand (actually, at Michael Pahre’s suggestion), the hardworking staff hereby provides the Great Lost Herald Edition from this morning, which the feisty tabloid has erased from its website. (Lucky for the Herald, the Newseum’s invaluable Today’s Front Pages caught the later, Whiteyfied edition, thereby aiding and abetting the disappearing act.)

Without further ado (or is that adieu?):

(Photo credit: The Missus)