Tom Brady, Girlyman (Part Umpteen).
Via Monday’s Boston Herald Inside Track:
Tom & Gi’s wild ride
Wwwwwweeeeeeeeee! New England Patriots [team stats] QB/QT Tom Brady[stats] scored some alone time with his beauteous bikini-clad Brazilian bride Gisele Bundchen in Los Cabos, Mexico, over the weekend. And what better way for the couple to bond than to bomb down the frigid water slide at their hotel’s pool? No. 12 looks rather, um, shocked, no?
Photo:
Closeup:
Girly, yes?
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Hey, *that’s* not the close-up I’d want to see from that pic!
Probably not the one Giselle wants you to see either, Steve.
When you’re married to Gisele Bundchen, nothing unmans you. Not girly sliding technique. Not even shrinkage.
If you say so . . .