Thursday Wall Street Journal headline:
The Messages a Man Sends With His Work Bag
Photo:
Caption: Greg Unis, vice president of men’s merchandising for Coach, holds a Bleecker tote at a Coach store in New York City.
The hardworking staff: This guy is a weenie.
The Missus: This guy is carrying his wife’s bag.
Your message goes here.
Campaign Outsider 
Whatevz, girlfriend! Coach hasn’t been the same ever since Krakoff left.
Which is to say that a) this guy is totes a wimp (pun intended), b) the New Yorker profile of Krakoff was competent but now seems like Moby-Dick when compared to this fluff piece, and c) my dad carries a man-purse from Coach and we’ve been having this argument for years.
Real men use Timbuk2 or Chrome until they can afford a suit & briefcase & significantly younger secretary (preferably resembling Christina Hendricks).
I defer to your sense of style and humor, Arafat.