From Wednesday’s Wall Street Journal:
Taco Bell Plans Spin as Critic Drops Beef
Taco Bell said the law firm that had filed suit against the Mexican fast-food chain, alleging its ground beef contained little beef, has withdrawn the litigation.
Beasley Allen, an Alabama law firm, voluntarily withdrew its lawsuit with no money or other value being exchanged between the parties, Taco Bell said. The chain, which is a unit of Yum Brands Inc., also said it isn’t making any changes to its products or advertising.
Except, of course, for this ad:
At least we know it won’t kill you to eat at Taco Bell.
New slogan: Now 100% Human-Flesh Free!
Bone appetit.
Campaign Outsider 
I don’t know if you can be considered to be an impartial reporter of events, given how, as a teacher of a 1 PM class, you were a direct beneficiary of the Warren Towers Taco Bell being replaced by a Starbucks.
Also lololol, when they were accused of “cannibalizing” their meat, they really cannibalized their meat!
Not to get technical about it, but it was a 2 PM class. Beyond which, I’m a made Dunkin’ Donuts guy.
Oh sir, I wasn’t even thinking about you getting coffee. I was thinking about the olfactory environment in a class right after lunchtime.
And I knew you’d be a DD guy. (I am a no-Starbucks-unless-there’s-no-options guy because I hate their crappy roasting.)