As short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump promotes his patently preposterous presidential pretensions (Birthers, Unite!), the current season of his thoroughly unwatchable Celebrity Apprentice surreality program breaks new ground in, well, surreality.
Via Mediaite (with video):
Cringetastic: Star Jones, Apparently Unclear On Marlee Matlin’s Deafness, Whispers In Her Ear
In a moment of delicious discomfort on Celebrity Apprentice, Star Jones decides to offer a suggestion to famously deaf actress Marlee Matlin. By whispering in her ear.
Matlin, who has an interpreter on the show, says through the interpreter (and by signing) “Star, I’m deaf, I can’t hear you.” It is truly every bit as bad as that sounds.
Pretty much like everything else associated with Trump.
Your hair joke goes here.
Campaign Outsider 
21% in New Hampshire, just behind Romney. I really wonder what is going to come out of the Republican primary process. Given the field, Trump has got to think he’s got a shot.
Fearing for the Republic right about now, Steve.
If you haven’t been fearing for the republic from the moment Sarah Palin stepped into the spotlight, you haven’t been paying attention.
Man standing in front of the Capital Building holding a funny object near his ear.
“Do you fear it now?”