The Chiropractic Zodiac Adjustment has shaken up a whole bunch of people who’ve been reading the wrong horoscope for years.

From Buzzfeed:

So someone theoretically born on July 20 is simultaneously a Gemini and a Cancer?

Feh.

The old zodiac didn’t have overlapping dates:

Aries: March 21 – April 19
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Back then, you had a sense of who you were.

Now . . .

Feh.