Thursday’s New York Times pretty much ran the gamut of “Mad Men” overkill.

Exhibit A:

Peter Applebome’s Our Towns column headlined:

Decoding the ‘Mad Men,’ Ossining and Cheever Nexus

Your eye-roll goes here.

Exhibit B:

This Banana Republic ad:

Only at Banana Republic

MAD MEN CASTING CALL

Got Mad acting skills? Visit any Banana Republic store and enter to win a walk-on role on AMC’s Emmy Award-winning series “Mad Men”

Your eye makeup goes here.