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Howard Stern to Hold Beauty Pageant for Tiger’s Mistresses

Got to hand it to Howard Stern. He sure knows how to milk a controversy like no one else.

This week, Stern announced plans to host a beauty contest for Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses with a grand prize of $100,000. According to The Times of Britain, contestants will face off against each other on March 10, in no less than three categories: “Swimsuit,” “Personality” and “Talent.”

Sounds like the talent is all Howard’s.