Khazei also ran a half-page ad in Thursday’s Boston Globe headlined “Max Kennedy Endorses Alan Khazei,” which took the form of an open letter from Kennedy to the Citizens of Massachusetts. First paragraph (that has to rank as the worst pick-up line this side of “Do you come here often?”):
I never asked Senator Kennedy whom he would like to serve in his seat when he was gone. For most of my life, I, like so many others, thought he would always be there.
Wait a second – isn’t Max Kennedy the nephew of Ted Kennedy? So why does he refer to his uncle throughout the ad as “Senator Kennedy”?
This could have been written by anybody. Or nobody.
Not sure yet which Max Kennedy is.