The Global Worldwide Headquarters of Campaign Outsider was all abuzz this morning when we emptied the old mailbag and up to one letter poured out.
But what a letter: The return address on the envelope said simply, “Sean Hannity.”
Sean’s letter carried the salutation, “Dear American Fellow,” which it was lucky I was sitting down when I read it ’cause it’s kind of backwards and made me dizzy.
No matter, here’s how Sean began:
With the government in Washington wholly controlled by liberals, do you think conservative members of Congress have what it takes to block their disastrous policies?
If you’re like the listeners to my radio show, your answer is an emphatic ‘No!’
What’s the solution? Sean says it’s The Heritage Foundation, “an organization located right on Capitol Hill that for over 36 years has been showing their allies in Congress how to put conservative principles into action.”
(Special bonus: The Heritage Foundation media center features not a few Sean Hannity videos, including Sean Hannity on Bettering Ourselves, Sean Hannity’s Five Suggestions for the GOP, Sean Hannity’s Challenge to Conservatives, Sean Hannity on Blaming President Bush, Sean Hannity on Liberals, and – my personal favorite – Sean Hannity on World War III.)
Of course, all that Sean Hannity costs money, so the Big Man asked me to “join the Heritage Foundation by enclosing a contribution of any amount – $25, $50, $100, $1,000 or any other amount you like.”
Fair enough. Here’s my two cents worth: Keep those letters coming, Sean.