Tag Archives: Miami Heat

God Help Me, I’m Rooting For the Mavericks

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Campaign Outsider

I’ve always disliked the Dallas Mavericks, not so much because of the players, but because of their asshat owner Mark Cuban. But Cuban has wisely stayed in the background this time around (as opposed to the Mavs 2006 NBA Finals … Continue reading →

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One Mav-elous Victory

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Campaign Outsider

After the beatdown they endured in Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the Dallas Mavericks took the court in Game 2 with one objective in mind: To prove that they actually belonged on the court with the Miami Heat. And … Continue reading →

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National Basketball Association (Accent On ‘Ass’)

Posted on June 1, 2011 by Campaign Outsider

The NBA Finals kicked off (or should that be “tipped off”?) Tuesday night, and the whole affair was more overblown than Snooki’s hairdo. Start with the ridiculously melodramatic promos for the series, like this one: Then there’s the amateur-hour Miami … Continue reading →

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LeBron Shames

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Campaign Outsider

From the time he announced (on a self-debasing ESPN “special”) that he would “take my talents to South Beach,” we knew LeBron James was clueless. Now we know he’s also classless. In the wake of his return to Cleveland with … Continue reading →

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