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God Help Me, I’m Rooting For the Mavericks
I’ve always disliked the Dallas Mavericks, not so much because of the players, but because of their asshat owner Mark Cuban. But Cuban has wisely stayed in the background this time around (as opposed to the Mavs 2006 NBA Finals … Continue reading
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National Basketball Association (Accent On ‘Ass’)
The NBA Finals kicked off (or should that be “tipped off”?) Tuesday night, and the whole affair was more overblown than Snooki’s hairdo. Start with the ridiculously melodramatic promos for the series, like this one: Then there’s the amateur-hour Miami … Continue reading
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Tagged Dallas Mavericks, LeBron James, Mark Cuban, Mark Jackson, Miami Heat, NBA Finals, Snooki
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