A Whole New Meaning To ‘Bronx Bombers’

The New York Yankees are a ghost ship.

Derek Jeter’s broken ankle is just the exclamation point. From the very start of postseason play, the Yankees have been anemic at the plate.

Stats (via ESPN):

Fun fact to know and tell: The Yanks might be just above the Mendoza Line, but their opponents are even below them.

Regardless, the Yankees strand runners like the MBTA strands riders. So they’re down 2-0 to the Detroit Tigers in the ALCS.

They’ve gone from anemic to pathetic at the plate, mindlessly flailing away without a clue.

That doesn’t mean they can’t come back.

But it’s a long road if they do.

 

 

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The New Republic Disses Scott Brown, Dishes Boston Globe

Excellent grist for the Massachusetts mill in the latest issue of The New Republic.

First up: According to TNR, incumbent Sen. Scott Brown has already lost to challenger Elizabeth Warren.

Dead tree version (web version here):

Brown and Out

Why he never had a chance against Elizabeth Warren

Throughout the summer, Elizabeth Warren was having trouble transitioning from liberal icon to successful candidate. Polls showed Senator Scott Brown holding a modest lead, and Warren struggled to deflect harsh criticism of her claim to Cherokee ancestry. But after her nationally televised address at the Democratic National Convention (DNC), Warren has mounted a comeback. Most polls now show her leading with nearly 50 percent of the vote, leaving some wondering how the popular, pickup-truck-driving senator who’s actually from Massachusetts managed to fall behind. A close look at the numbers suggests we shouldn’t be surprised.

The real surprise, of course, is that Brown won in the first place. Massachusetts has leaned Democratic since the wave of predominantly Catholic immigrants tipped the scales against Republican-leaning Protestants in the late 1920s. And since that time, relatively moderate, well-educated suburban voters have deserted Republicans in the state, as they have elsewhere. Buoyed by low Democratic turnout in a special election, a weak opponent, and the anti-Democratic wave that swept Republicans to historic victories across the country, Brown won the largest share of the popular vote in Massachusetts of any Republican running for the presidency, governorship, or Senate in 14 years. And what was Brown’s record-setting performance? 51.9 percent.

The state’s demographics are just too much for a conservative to bear.

The dead tree version then provides several helpful charts, which the web version unhelpfully omits. But the bottom line is this: Warren leads in a few polls three weeks before the election, and it’s all over?

Get serious, guys.

Then again, that’s just what TNR does in a companion piece about why Mitt Romney hates the Boston Globe.

Web version:

Mitt Romney’s War with the Boston Globe

The roots of his rage for the press

IT WASN’T ALWAYS like this between Mitt Romney and the press. His aides didn’t always tell reporters to “kiss my ass”; they didn’t always hole him up in a Mittness Protection Program, the not-so-affectionate name campaign journalists have given to the candidate’s extreme lack of availability. And they sure didn’t drive sympathetic journalists—in this case, Fox News’s Greta van Susteren—to suggest that the experience of covering him is like being a member of a “petting zoo.” It’s hard to imagine now, but there was a time, nearly 20 years ago, when Romney’s electoral strategy largely hinged on wooing the press, on proving to them that he was a less adversarial kind of Republican candidate. That he wasn’t able to has shaped his political life ever since.

The big catch he couldn’t land back in the early ’90s was Globe statehouse bureau chief Frank Phillips, who was initially impressed by the 1993 version of Romney, but soon began examining him more closely, especially his Mormon religion.

[Phillips] admits that, before the election, he knew almost nothing about the liturgy and would often confuse Mormons with Jehovah’s Witnesses. But the more he delved into the religion, and Romney’s leadership role in it, the more he began to believe that Romney’s private beliefs were in direct contrast to the positions of social tolerance he was espousing.

And began to write about it, especially Mormonism’s stance on gay rights, abortion, and women’s role in society. That led to serious friction with Romney campaign gunsel Charley Manning.

The campaign felt as if there was real religious bigotry behind the coverage. “I think they wanted to plant a seed in people’s minds, like questioning, ‘Oh, what’s all this Mormon stuff really about?’” says a former Romney aide. “They kind of made him look like he was in this strange, cult-like group.” Manning did what he could. “Charley Manning and I are old friends, but we had shouting matches about it,” explains Phillips. “He’d say, ‘You can’t talk about his religion,’ and I’d say, ‘Fuck you, Charley.’”

It got worse from there, and Romney got smoked by a very gettable Ted Kennedy in the ’94 Senatorial election.

Eight years later, it was a different story.

[A]fter the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002, Romney returned to Massachusetts transformed. For his governor’s race that year, he hired a new team, led by strategist Mike Murphy, who wasn’t inclined to treat the hometown paper with anything like reverence. In fact, his very explicit goal was to diminish the Globe’s power—particularly its control over the debate process—and he thinks he succeeded. “Now, the Globe has about as much punch in a general election as the Auto Trader,” Murphy [said].

Nowadays, it’s not just the Globe that’s on the outside looking in – it’s all news media. As the TNR piece concludes: “Clearly, Romney had learned his lesson from 1994: The press can’t be trusted.”

Then again, rise your hand if you’re sure Mitt Romney can.

 

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Raul Ortiz

Yes, the Yankees lost Game One of the ALCS after coming back from a 4-0 deficit and, yes, they may have lost the irreplaceable Derek Jeter for who knows how long, but attention must be paid to Raul Ibanez, who improbably did this in the improbable bottom of the ninth last night:

 

With that swing, Ibanez did what no major league ballplayer has ever done: hit three home runs in the 9th inning or later during the postseason.

And there are still at least three games to go.

So does Ibanez now rank up there with David Ortiz, who might (or might not) be baseball’s greatest clutch hitter of all time?

Stay tuned.

 

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Quote o’ the Day (Lindsay Lohan Edition)

Russian-nesting-doll like, our Quote o’ the Day is the Quote of the Day from the Boston Globe’s Namesniks:

That would be as opposed to the truthful lies Lindsay tells on a regular basis? Just wondering.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Kennebunker Mentality)

The local dailies turn the spotlight on Maine’s Zumba hooker and her client list – will it or won’t it be made public? Details at IGTLTDT.

 

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Scott Brown And Elizabeth Warren’s Mesothelioma Two-Step

The candidates for the Massachusetts U.S. Senate seat – incumbent Scott Brown (R-Mr. Western Massachusetts Milano’s Lunch) and challenger Elizabeth Warren (D-Ms. Western Massachusetts Childhood Vacation) – are currently engaged in an Asbestos Victim Bakeoff.

Brown campaign ad:

 

Transcript:

Andrea, Canton, Mass.: My Dad’s job was to paint asbestos onto pipes in a shipyard. Mesothelioma is a brutal killer. Then you have to fight the insurance companies. They use their money and lawyers to fight against victims for years. Elizabeth Warren worked for the most powerful insurance company of all. She was not on the side of victims. Elizabeth Warren’s just not who she says she is.

Warren campaign ad:

 

Transcript:

Virginia Jackson, Kingston, Mass.: I’ve been a widow since 1990 when my husband Sam died 0f mesothelioma. He was exposed to asbestos when he worked at the Quincy shipyard. It’s a terrible, terrible way to die. Elizabeth Warren went all the way to te Supreme Court to try to get more money for asbestos victims and their families. Now Scott Brown is attacking Elizabeth Warren and her work. Scott Brown is not telling the truth. He’s trying to use our suffering to help himself. He oughta be ashamed.

Yes, well, someone oughta be ashamed here. Given these dueling testimonials, though, it’s kinda hard to know who.

Maybe the Quincy Shipyard?

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Today’s The Day The Chinstrokers Have Their Picnic)

For the vice presidential debate post mortems, you can’t tell the thumbsuckers at the local dailies without a scorecard. Or IGTLTDT.

 

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Hey, Does THIS Violate The People’s Pledge?

From our False Alarm desk:

An outfit called United Steelworkers Political Action Fund has released what it describes as “Shame on You, Scott Brown :30 TV.”

 

But it’s not actually a TV ad. According to a press release published on the Sacramento Bee’s website like it’s real news, the spot is a “video”:

PITTSBURGH, Oct. 10, 2012 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — The United Steelworkers (USW) today released a new video that exposes the truth about how Mitt Romney and Bain Capital are profiting by selling out American workers by shipping U.S. jobs to China.

In the video, posted on the union’s YouTube channel at www.youtube.com/steelworkers, workers in Freeport, Ill., share their painful story about how Bain-controlled Sensata Technologies is right now moving equipment out of the plant and sending 170 good, American jobs to China. Hundreds of USW members also have seen their plants close and jobs slashed after Bain Capital bought them.

So maybe not on TV, but the Steelworkers PAC has made independent expenditures on Warren’s behalf in other media vehicles, according to this report by the Sunlight Foundation:

Specifically:

Look for those stickers on a hard hat near you.

Bloomberg News, on the the other hand, reports on a much bigger end run around the Pledge:

Brown-Warren Pact Undone as Outside Groups See Loopholes

Independent political groups are finding ways around the pledge by Republican Senator Scott Brown and Democratic challenger Elizabeth Warren to keep outside money out of their hard-fought U.S. Senate campaign.

The League of Conservation Voters, Americans for Tax Reform and Crossroads Grassroots Policy Strategies have spent more than $1 million on robo-calls, direct mail and door-to-door canvassing in the last three weeks trying to influence what political strategists say is a pivotal race in the fight for control of the chamber.

The groups are working in the state even though the two candidates signed a pledge in January announcing that they didn’t want outside groups advertising in their race. The Brown- Warren agreement says that, in the case of an independent political group spending money advertising on behalf of one candidate, the beneficiary has three days to use campaign funds to donate half the amount spent to charity.

The three groups aren’t spending on television ads, so they aren’t violating the pledge, said Jeff Gohringer, a spokesman for the League of Conservation Voters.

Not in the letter, maybe. But definitely in the spirit.

 

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Dead Blogging The Biden/Ryan Debate

This ‘n’ that from last night’s laughably dubbed historic vice presidential debate:

9:15 The hardwatching staff arrives late, having taken our nightly post-prandial promenade with the Missus. Immediately notice two things: 1) Joe Biden is mugging for the camera like Grandma the Clown. 2) Paul Ryan has apparently borrowed Mitt Romney’s patronizing smile for the occasion. It’s going to be a long night.

9:20 Biden’s talking points: bunch of stuff, facts matter, loose talk. Just to be clear: He’s reffering to Ryan, not himself.

9:23 Ryan refers for the first of many times to the Romney-Ryan Five-Point Economic Plan. Wake us when he reaches six.

9:26 Ryan: “The Mitt Romney I know? He’s a car guy.” Not to get technical about it, but Mitt’s a car elevator guy.

9:29 Biden invokes his dead wife and daughter. Over-under was 9:45.

9:34 Yankees 1, Orioles 1.

9:41 Biden to camera: “All you seniors – have you lost any benefits the past four years?” Ryan to Biden: “Mediscare!!!”

9:44 Yankees 1, Orioles 1.

9:52 Blah blah blah blah blah Romney $250,000 tax break for the rich blah blah blah blah blah Obama cost 710,000 jobs.

9:56 Ryan: I went to Afghanistan [in a Pentagon bubble] and all I got were these amazing stories from soldiers. Biden: 49 – 49 – 49 – 49 – 49 allies say we should get out in 2014. Conclusion: Thank God Ryan is already out.

10:01 Yankees 1, Orioles 1. Derek Jeter strikes out for the second time with runers in scoring position.

10:07 During foreign policy discussion, Ryan is dropping names like Hansel and Gretel dropped bread crumbs.

10:12 Yankees 1, Orioles 1.

10:14 The Cathaholic segment of our program.

10:21 Mr. September strikes out – pathetically – with men on second and third. Gets booed on walk of shame to dugout.

10:27 Closing statements. Ryan: Blah blah blah blah blah five-point plan. Biden: Blah blah blah blah blah period.

11:46 Email from Barack Obama:

Hey,

Let’s get Joe’s back, and say thanks:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Team

Barack

11:54 Orioles 2, Yankees 1.

12:08 Orioles win 2-1 in 13.

12:32 Joe Biden email:

Hey,

I did my best to make you proud tonight.

But I hope you remember one thing: This debate wasn’t about me, or Congressman Ryan.

It was about you, and what we’re fighting for together.

So if you’re standing with Barack and me, like we’re standing with you, please chip in $5 or more to show it:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Team

Thanks,

Joe

Hey,

Enough already.

 

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It’s Good To Live In A Two-Daily Town (Globe Biden Its Time?)

The Herald takes it to Joe Biden today. The Globe takes it easy. Details at IGTLTDT.

 

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