On Friday the hardlypious staff noted the half-page ad that an outfit dauntingly called The Church of Almighty God ran in the New York Times.

Yesterday the Almighties doubled down with a full-page ad in the Times.

Like the graphic, it’s all just a blur to us, no offense to the Almighties. But presumably college credits are available if you read the whole thing.

No guarantee they’re transferable, though.

God bless.