Today’s Boston Herald front page says it all:
Jessica Heslam’s story is a hoot, filled with colorful quotes from the wedding brawlers.
And the Boston Globe?
A bland page 3 piece (headline “Wedding party ends in arrests”) that’s largely based on the police report of the arrrests.
This time, the Globe was a (not-so) lively index to the Herald, instead of the other way around.

Their biggest regret will be that they weren’t on TV.
That, and overpaying for wine at the reception.
Isn’t that everyone’s biggest regret?
Love is blind, and can’t do math.