The ABC network has rejected new commercial for Madonna’s Truth or Dare fragrance, much to Madge’s surprise.

Via New York magazine’s The Cut (tip o’ the pixel to The Missus):

Madonna Doesn’t Think Madonna’s Perfume Ad Is Inappropriate

The commercial for her new perfume, Truth or Dare, was so risqué that ABC refused to air it without edits, but Madge doesn’t see the problem: “I don’t understand. It was perfectly innocent. I just touch my cleavage once or something.”

Judge for yourself:

Hell, Madeline Stowe showed more skin during last night’s episode of ABC’s Revenge (or so the Missus tells me).

Apparently ABC stands for Anything But Cleavage.