Question #1:

How much did Kohl’s pay Rebecca Black for the rights to the worst song ever in order to produce this contender for the worst ad ever?

Answer: $100,000 according to celebgossip.com, not to mention Black’s appearance in the ad, which just adds insult to injury.

Question #2:

Why didn’t anyone use Steely Dan’s Black Friday?

Answer: Maybe because of the lyrics?

When Black Friday comes

I’ll stand down by the door

And catch the grey men when they

Dive from the fourteenth floor

Maybe.