Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R-Going Over Like The Metric System) is the GOP’s tipsy homeowner trying every key to get into his own house.

Latest advertising keynote: I’m the Outsider (who wants to be the Decider).

Text:

Washington’s broken and needs a complete overhaul.

I’m the outsider who’s willing to step on some toes. I want to force Congress to balance the budget. And if they don’t, I say we cut their pay in half…and send them home.

Replacing one Washington insider with another won’t change a thing. If you want an outsider who will overhaul Washington, then I’m your guy.

I’m Rick Perry, and I approve of this message.

Images include Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi, unemployment and national debt figures, and Obama holding his head in apparent despair.

A stand-in, we’re guessing, for what Rick Perry will be doing in roughly two months.