From this week’s Parade Celebrity file:
Hillary Clinton’s Hair-Raising Comment
“In the middle of the next big crisis, I’m cutting my hair. Believe me, we won’t be reading about what war is going on.”
—Hillary Clinton, who turns 64 today, on coverage of her coif.
The caricature in Parade’s dead-tree edition is even meaner.
Trust us if you can’t find it.

Our foreign policy track record in the past 3 years has had an impressive series of successes, both on the battlefield and diplomatically – thanks in no small part to Hillary. Only an idiot would care what her hair and makeup look like.
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