Compliments of Mediaite, here’s the full-page ad Ron Paul supporter Robert Murrow just ran in the Austin Chronicle:
Check out the fine print at the bottom:
Offer not valid for enabling wives wearing Hillary Clinton boots.
Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him.
So it’s possible Rick Perry is a serial stripper shtupper and gay too?
Sweet!

On top of everything else, you gotta love the Star Wars font.
That’s gotta be the best acronym ever.