Anybody else knee-deep in free donuts?

Just about every time you’ve bought a cup of coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts for the past – what? year? – the receipt has said this:

HEY AMERICA!

WANT A FREE DONUT WHEN YOU PURCHASE A MEDIUM OR LARGER BEVERAGE?

Go to TELLDUNKIN.COM within 3 days; tell us about your visit.

At TellDunkin.com there’s a Guest Satisfaction Survey that takes about 90 seconds to complete and yields a validation code entitling you to a free donut.

That amounts to Free Donuts For Life for the even moderately energetic consumer.

Unfortunately, the hardworking staff, which always has 90 seconds to spare, is not on this earth long enough to enjoy all the free donuts we are now entitled to.

So we’re launching the Great Campaign Outsider Donut Giveaway (pat. pending).

Here are the rules:

Get a dozen people to subscribe to Campaign Outsider, get a dozen free donuts.

It’s that simple.

Splendid readers, start your search engines.