So the Missus and I just received our AAA membership renewals (the last 12 months turned out to be the Year of the Jump Start), and much to my dismay, there’s no Bail Bond Certificate.

Since forever, AAA membership included a clip ‘n’ save card that said:

IMPORTANT

DETACH AND KEEP THIS BAIL BOND CERTIFICATE

$5,000 BOND CERTIFICATE

[for any violation of a motor vehicle law]

$1,000 GUARANTEED ARREST BOND CERTIFICATE

[for other stuff that’s not immediately apparent from the fine print]

Of course, like Rainman, the Missus and I are excellent drivers. So it’s unlikely knockonwood that we’d ever need either option.

Well, the Missus anyway.

Even so, I don’t feel as safe on the roadways of this great land of ours as I used to.