On page 7 of the Sunday New York Times Style section, Lord & Taylor ran an ad that featured an attractive woman with a pocket pooch sitting on a couch and glaring at another woman clad in a form-fitting “Allen Schwartz Dress Only $188.”

The ad’s headline said, “THIS DRESS WILL MAKE YOUR FRIENDS INSANELY JEALOUS . . .  which, you have to admit, is pretty much the goal.”

The Missus said, “That’s entirely wrong.”

I entirely agree.