Forget the upcoming rumpus over who among the New England Patriots will attend a White House celebration of their latest Super Bowl Championship.
Grumpy Lobster Boat Captain Bill Belichick, as Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Gay memorably dubbed him, has already applied for appetizers.
1) Was Belichick’s significant other, Linda Holliday, also in attendance?
(To be sure graf goes here)
To be sure, we in no way endorse fat-shaming Donald Trump on Presidents Day.
Regardless . . .
We report. You deride.