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BP Puts Easy Street On Easy Street
BP has spent untold millions on its Make It Right advertising campaign, designed to convince the public that the oil giant is undoing the damage caused by its giant oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Exhibit ZZZ: This TV … Continue reading
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Tagged BP, Charlie Sheen, Easy Street, Gulf Coast, Make It Right, Rick Scali
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Is Hungary’s Prime Minister Slow As Molasses?
(Still in iPadland, so no links) The Associated Press reported on Saturday that Hungary’s red sludge reservoir is “very likely” to collapse, dumping another 90 million gallons of the goo into the Hungarian countryside – for a grand total of … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Molasses Disaster, BP, Gulf goo-boo, Hungary, red sludge, Victor Orban
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BP=Brutish Petroleum (NYT), Bash President (WSJ)
Saturday was surely Bratish Petroleum day, what with Typhoid Tony Hayward gone a-yachting and all. Via the New York Times: BP officials on Saturday scrambled yet again to respond to another public relations challenge when their embattled chief executive, Tony Hayward, … Continue reading
BP “Faking This Right”
BP’s “Making This Right” media campaign is a slow-motion train wreck, starting with anything featuring CEO Typhoid Tony Hayward, a man who truly puts the “damage” in damage control. (Can we agree that Hayward is the worst media spokesman since … Continue reading
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Tagged BP, Comical Ali, Gulf spill, Making This Right, Typhoid Tony Hayward
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Campaign Outsider Update Event™
Whenever the hardworking staff at Campaign Outsider is faced with three posts to update, we promptly issue an official Update Alert© and host an official Update Event (pat. pending). To wit: Mark Zuckerberg’s Facetime Farce, Revisited When we posted about … Continue reading
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Tagged All Things Considered, anti-Israel, Bogus Promises, Boston Globe, BP, Facetime, Mark Zuckerberg, Marty Peretz, New Republic, NPR, Update Alert
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BP Spin Patrol Update
After inexplicably sitting out Wednesday, BP’s full-page (read: expensive) damage control ads reappeared in the New York Times and Wall Street Journal on Thursday. BP’s elaborate spinsite is here. Have a blast.
Rand Paul, Flee Party Idol
So Tea Party movement flavor du jour Rand Paul, after sweeping through the Kentucky U.S. Senate GOP primary, has put both feet in his increasingly suspect mouth. Foot #1: On Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC leftathon, Paul trashed the 1964 Civil Rights … Continue reading
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Tagged BP, Civil Rights Act, Flee Party, Maddow leftathon, Meet the Press, Rand Paul, Tea Party, un-American
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BP Does Not Stand For Best Practices
Arr-ooo-gah! Arr-ooo-gah! BP has shifted into DEFCON 4 as oil keeps pouring into the Gulf of Mexico and turmoil keeps pouring onto BP. First, the oil. According to Reuters: BP said on Thursday it was siphoning 5,000 barrels (210,000 gallons/795,000 … Continue reading
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Tagged 60 Minutes, BP, Deepwater Horizon, Tony Hayward, Wall Street Journal MarketWatch
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