The scramble for the U.S. Senate set vacated by Secretary of State John Kerry (D- Hey Theresa – I Have My Own Plane Now) has officially hit third gear with the release of TV spots by the Democratic primary contenders.
Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-Wanna See My Union Card?) just debuted this ad:
Rep. Ed Markey (D-Hellacious Combover) has countered with this spot:
Stephen Lynch’s working-class parents vs. Ed Markey’s Charlton Heston windup doll.