Old dog, old tricks from New York Times columnist Gail Collins:
Oh, wow! Rick Perry hit Mitt Romney with the illegal immigrant landscapers!
I found this very exciting because it brings us closer to the moment when one of Romney’s competitors will point out that he once drove to Canada with the family dog strapped on the roof of the car.
Sorry, Ms. Collins, but that is so last Seamus Sweepstakes™. There’s a new big dog – House of Obama consigliere David Axelrod – at the center of the hardworking staff’s excellent contest which, if you read the official rules carefully, no one will actually ever win.
But have fun playing!