FROM: The Management
TO: Our Splendid Readers
The Management at Campaign Outsider is preparing to launch a new website that will focus on the old-fashioned belief that people have the right to know when they’re being advertised to.
So we’ve winterized the Global Worldwide Headquarters and given the hardworking staff an unpaid furlough.
But we’ll be back before you know it – or maybe even want it. In the meantime, play nice.