From our Never Thought I’d Live To See That bureau:
The Dodgers placed Manny Ramirez on the 15-day disabled list with a strained right calf and recalled outfielder Xavier Paul from Triple A Albuquerque. Ramirez, hitting .415 with two homers and 12 RBIs, was injured running out a single Thursday at Cincinnati [Saturday's Boston Globe Sports Log]
Manny Ramirez? Injured running out a single? Really?
Could we see the videotape, please?
(Over/under on how many others have written essentially the same thing: 8953. I’m taking the over.)